No Fun

Become communists
Swear openly
Smoke marijuana
Progress to heroin

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Come on kids, be like us

Spit on the flag
Kill your parents
Drop out of school
Hate your government

We're the only ones to trust
Come on kids, be like us

Sell your country's secrets
Do not be religious
Hurt animals
Scare old people

We're the only ones to trust
Come on kids, be like us

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If you drink... DRIVE

Burn the churches
Eat human flesh
Don't work, collect welfare
Burn books

We're the only ones to trust
Come on kids, be like us

Break all laws
Have sex frequently
Despise all authority
Dance to rock music

We're the only ones to trust
Come on kids, be like us
Come on kids, be like us
Come on kids, be like us
Come on kids, be like us...